Uncontrollable, smelly farts.
That means my baby's almost here, right? RIGHT?
But seriously, it's pretty stinky. I feel that should carry some significance.
Signs that my labor is imminent (I'm basically a doctor):
1) So much pooping!
2) Angry fetus bellybutton maulings.
3) False labor every night. YAY!
4) I have not packed a hospital bag.
5) I have not installed any carseats.
6) The dishes are dirty.
7) The government is shutting down.
This is totally me right now:
You are hilarious! (and basically a doctor) but the writer IN you needs to correct the subtitle of your blog (which I love, by the way) which was terribly confusing at first to the reader for me. . .
ReplyDeleteOh gosh, good catch!
ReplyDeleteThis is exciting stuff!! :)
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